Neither an abuse report, nor a website problem

["Kris Bisher" <kris@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

I just wasted several hours reading your email archive aka the easter egg. I
do not begrudge such a waste of time; I rather enjoyed it. Anyway, that
alone wouldn't prompt me to send you a message, but I came to your site
today through a "bash": http://www.qdb.us/297006 (currently in the
submission queue, which I check often).

Keep fighting the good fight, and perhaps drop a link to
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+do+I+use+google%3F (or something similar) with an
insulting comment such as: "Too dumb to use Google? Click here for
instructions!"